Quotes for dating profiles


24-Apr-2018 21:04

Because its always better when the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator.

A man asks a lady friend..do I have to give you to be able to kiss you?

If all the world's a stage, I must be the comic relief.

I have some---Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Text appeal: Women describing themselves as sweet, ambitious or thoughtful are more likely to attract male attention and receive admiring messages on online dating websites (illustrated), while men who claim they are physically fit or describe themselves as perceptive, passionate or optimistic prove more irresistible to women A study of 12,000 online dating profiles posted on e uk found that women describing themselves as sweet, ambitious or thoughtful are more likely to attract male attention and receive admiring messages.

Physically fit or perceptive men attract between 60 and 70 per cent more interest from women who want to get to know them better, while sweet, ambitious or funny women see between 20 to 45 per cent more approaches.

Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."Never put off untill tomarrow what you can dupe someone else into doing for you today."Somedays your the windshield, somedays your the bug, and somedays your the rock that cracks through the windshield.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them fora day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Not really good for anything, but youstill can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.